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KRYLON LUNGS &amp; PILOT FINGERS


WARNING: this blog and the content in it contains real shit, explicit shit, and I don’t give a fuck about you, your thoughts, and complying to your standards type of shit. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!



  

</description><title>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @glamorous-vandal)</generator><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupla21kC51qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know how deep the rabbit hole goes. do you?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/284983714</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/284983714</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:39:38 -0600</pubDate><category>red pill</category><category>blue pill</category><category>truth</category><category>matrix</category><category>red pill blue pill</category></item><item><title>I had the weirdest dream last night and it involved this 911...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8DBx8hNO6FU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8DBx8hNO6FU&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I had the weirdest dream last night and it involved this 911 call. I don’t know how or why I would even have a dream about these two 20 year old teens that froze to death because they were too high on meth to give 911 dispatchers a proper location. this happened I believe in 2005. I actually remember watching &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62x7yRrrxhM" target="_blank"&gt;this montel special&lt;/a&gt; the dream was disturbing..it was me watching them die..watching that incident pan out..creepy..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/284858156</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/284858156</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:18:44 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>dexter finale interview.</title><description>&lt;object id="flashObj" width="400" height="339" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/29474209001?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=63128" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="videoId=57029257001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sho.com%2Fsite%2Fvideo%2Fbrightcove%2Fseries%2Ftitle.do%3Fbcpid%3D14033850001%26bclid%3D34778134001%26bctid%3D57029257001&amp;playerID=29474209001&amp;domain=embed&amp;" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /&gt;&lt;param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/29474209001?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=63128" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=57029257001&amp;linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sho.com%2Fsite%2Fvideo%2Fbrightcove%2Fseries%2Ftitle.do%3Fbcpid%3D14033850001%26bclid%3D34778134001%26bctid%3D57029257001&amp;playerID=29474209001&amp;domain=embed&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;dexter finale interview.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/284061216</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/284061216</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:06:19 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>in regards to the last post..</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the trace of shit you do online will leave a stench that will follow you for a very long time..just hunt down some of the hoes that got exposed and fell off the face of the web..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a lot of you are convinced that the internet is this place you can get lost in, but it’s a lot smaller than you would like to believe..come back to reality for just one second and you’ll notice there’s someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone on here.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;you kids really do need to gain some damn common sense. you may be a know it all but you sure as hell lack what’s most important.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh and illain yeah, I clearly ignored that..I refuse to acknowledge idiots..and I came out with an open email to who ever is a part of that exposed shit because..god forbid someone investigates that situation..I refuse to go down for some little ass 15 year old tumblr whores…YOU GOOD!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/283820776</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/283820776</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:13:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I think the most negative thing on tumblr is “the females...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo228p6jC1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think the most negative thing on tumblr is “the females with no self respect” situation. being that a lot of these girls look underage, I decided to blur out the email..as well as out of respect for them that they clearly don’t have. I’m not here to embarrass any of you, you do a good job of that on your own..but I am here to advise you&lt;i&gt; if you aren’t already aware&lt;/i&gt;..there have been a few forward e-mails exposing tumblr girls naked and doing obscene things. I don’t know who is sending out these e-mails. all I know is that it’s an e-mail account called “wildtumblrgirls” I would greatly appreciate it if whoever is sending out these e-mails would remove me from that mailing list. I don’t know how I ended up on there..but please..remove me from it..I’ve already reported that account. so for the sake of your damn self respect and dignity keep your fucking clothes on! and stop sending out your fucking nudes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/283786193</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/283786193</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:46:55 -0600</pubDate><category>naked bitches</category><category>wild emails</category><category>tired of this shit</category></item><item><title>my entire day consisted of legal and medical paper work,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo0itHP4c1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;my entire day consisted of legal and medical paper work, followed by repetitive “may I speak to..” “please hold..” and “we will have someone contact you back in..”  all because I’m first in line to fully understand any of these papers/procedures and I have to review and revise the documents and translate them so that I can better explain them to my father. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I honestly don’t mind doing any of this, I’m doing it for the sake of my family and for my little brother. I just hate having to deal with people who don’t know how to do their own job. I hate always having to be the one to tell people how to do their job and what I’m entitled to because it just leads to a game of phone call chase. I’ll call you - you call me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I started my calls at 9AM and it wasn’t until 4PM I heard back from our insurance company, only to tell us we wouldn’t hear back from them until tomorrow morning.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/283744311</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/283744311</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:13:40 -0600</pubDate><category>PAPER WORK</category><category>LEGAL</category><category>MEDICAL</category><category>MY DAY</category></item><item><title>I don’t like landscapers because I don’t trust those who cater to multiple lawns. if you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don’t like landscapers because I don’t trust those who cater to multiple lawns. if you can’t mow your own lawn and plant your own garden, we can’t be neighbors. I only deal with those that embrace their side of the fence, never questioning if in fact the grass is greener on the other side. 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I’m sad that it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumin8kF8m1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the finale of dexter tonight was insane. I’m sad that it ended the way it did, but not in the sense that I didn’t like the way it ended. I love all of the little details they threw in..pay attention and you’ll note them. I wont say much because I know some of you tend to watch it when it hits the internet usually the next day..now, I’ll be on a search for something new to complete my sunday nights. uugh I can’t wait for true blood and nurse jackie to start back up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/282655128</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/282655128</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:49:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukzw28oVl1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281418033</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281418033</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:07:13 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukzh6GdWl1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281409524</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281409524</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:58:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukzf84WnO1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281408465</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281408465</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:57:05 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukvfxjtm41qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281317302</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281317302</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:31:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukve7VK7U1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281316154</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281316154</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:30:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukvbvBVXt1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281314469</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281314469</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:28:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>because this is the exact reason why I say that one person can...</title><description> &lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" salign="l" flashvars="&amp;titleAvailable=true&amp;playerAvailable=true&amp;searchAvailable=false&amp;shareFlag=N&amp;singleURL=http://wpix.vidcms.trb.com/alfresco/service/edge/content/60a55c55-f96a-4c90-a3b9-95885bbb2eb9&amp;propName=wpix.com&amp;hostURL=http://www.wpix.com&amp;swfPath=http://wpix.vid.trb.com/player/&amp;omAccount=tribglobal&amp;omnitureServer=wpix.com" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" menu="true" name="PaperVideoTest" bgcolor="#ffffff" devicefont="false" wmode="transparent" scale="showall" loop="true" play="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" src="http://wpix.vid.trb.com/player/PaperVideoTest.swf" align="middle" height="450" width="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;because this is the exact reason why I say that one person can do so much. this mother followed her gut instincts and fought the FBI on her belief that her son was murdered in 1994 based on a terrorist attack. she was proven right and 15 years later she receives one of the FBI’s highest civilian awards. can I get a hurrah for this strong, persistent, logic mother!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281258169</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281258169</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:42:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>NEW YORK (WPIX) - The cash-strapped MTA is reportedly mulling...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukqjxmFYQ1qzqw6xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEW YORK (WPIX) - The cash-strapped MTA is reportedly mulling over an idea that would eliminate free MetroCards for hundreds of thousands of New York City school children.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; According to the New York Daily News, the transportation agency may charge students half-price fares next year and full fares starting in 2011.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Currently, about 550,000 students, who use the cards to get to school, are given free or discounted bus and subway passes under a program that is funded by New York State and the city.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; However, money for student travel dropped significantly in the mid 1990s to $90 million a year. Despite soaring costs, the state and city contribution has reportedly remained the same - which has forced the MTA to pay the balance, which is estimated to be roughly $70 million a year.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer is furious over the proposition In a statement issued to PIX News, Stringer said, “We’ve sunk to a new low. The MTA is actually proposing a tax on kids - kids whose only crime is getting up in the morning and going to school. This is almost as dumb as the tax on people with disabilities they proposed last year - the tax that we successfully fought.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Stringer goes on to say, “The MTA faces critically important budget challenges. But we cannot look for fixes by hurting the most vulnerable. This tax on our kids will not only hurt the future of our City, it will hurt the many parents who are already struggling to get by in this tough economy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Mayor Bloomberg is urging the state to devise a plan that would help the MTA and allow the program to continue.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; However, when Gov. Paterson was asked in general about MTA funding on Friday, he reportedly said the state has no cash to provide.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281184061</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281184061</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:45:33 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I could never understand why celebrities make a public apology for their personal wrong doing. I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I could never understand why celebrities make a public apology for their personal wrong doing. I mean, do people really care? I would find it odd if a fan really did want an apology because their favorite celebrity cheated on his/her significant other.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281111083</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/281111083</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:48:15 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Q: Whats your resolutions for new years?
A: I honestly don’t have any. I think making...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Q: Whats your resolutions for new years?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A:&lt;/b&gt; I honestly don’t have any. I think making&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;resolutions are pointless.&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;the way I see it is, if someone is serious about wanting to do something, they will do it..they wont give themselves excuses. because if you think about it..setting up a time frame to do something is an excuse..it goes from “oh I’ll start my diet next week..oh one more week..aah I’ll start fresh in the new year..” and so on an so forth..if I want to do something, I do it and get it done, I wont wait for a new year because tomorrow is a new day..&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Q: Join formspring.me!  It’s crack! &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A: &lt;/b&gt;I do have a formspring&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Q: have you seen revok’s latest works? I am so disarrayed right now.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A: &lt;/b&gt;Yes.&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;Why are you disarrayed by it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Q: What are you cooking?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;A: &lt;/b&gt;I’m making pork chops, rice/beans, and I also made some potato salad. my little big brother just came home from the hospital so I have to attempt to fatten him up, he lost so much weight while in there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;- keep them coming?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/279616902</link><guid>http://glamorous-vandal.tumblr.com/post/279616902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:41:00 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
